Once upon a time there were four little piggy Hammond's who fancied leaving home for the day, so they contacted the RSPB (Royal Society for the Protection of Birds) and were taken to Arne Nature Reserve.
So the four little Hammond's set off in to the wilderness of Arne.
The big bad deer was watching their movements very closely!
After the survey report things were not looking good, so because their Mummy and Daddy missed them so much they decided to come back home, where hot muffins and ginger beer were waiting for them. "God save the Queen" squawked Kiki the parrot. ... The End